Found on the Internet!

And they say honesty's an attractive quality. But look to the bottom left. Some guy's catch phrase: "Charming and well spoken gentleman." (sic)

"He's lousy in bed. But, boy, is he well-spoken!"

The word is "articulate", in any case. Never use two words when you can use one. Which I ignore about 90% of the time. Nonetheless. ;)

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Now, interesting to note is, I really dig the guy's line splits in the above main ad. As a former (and yet part-time) professional captioner for television, I specialized in doing some of the best closed captioning you'll ever see. We created every caption with each line being its own complete phrase or thought. It was fluid and easy to follow. Those are good line breaks up there.

I sometimes wonder if the closed captioning past is what leads me to do such itsy bitsy paragraphs so often. Now that I'm mostly out of it (weekend work) I might fall out of the habit.

I don't know why I shared that. I've been in a sharing mood.

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Dating. I'm workin' on it, people. Things could be happening. I'm being all sly about it, though, because I'm public about this blog. (It gives me a kick to know it's read. I have an ego too. :)

So, know this. When there's something for me to share, I'll do so. Until then, I'm just having missed connections and there's nothing worth reporting. Capische?

Pizza awaits.