RANT: God's Asked Me to Whale On Yo Ass, MoFo!

There's a lot of attention being paid to polygamy and bigamy at the present, thanks to the arrest of that uberFucker, Warren Steed Jeffs. I know there are a lot of polyamorists in my audience, so I'm going avoid starting a war of words just because I disagree with the lifestyle.

(Disagreement does not equal judgment, so spare me the sanctimony, thanks! Do what thou wilt; just don't invite me to the party.)

I want to say one thing, and one thing only.

CNN's been showing these slighted polygamists who feel the world is up against them. (I may not agree with it, but I don't think it should be outright outlawed, but that's another argument for another time.) Naturally, the butthead I saw was excusing or justifying his lifestyle because he believes he lives that lifestyle in praise of God or as a means of being closer to God, or even because God wills it as such. Insert the justification you like best.

I am sick and fucking tired of everyone justifying their actions because it's "God's will." No, people, it's not God's will. If you are religious, then you understand the simple premise of the belief that God gave free will to man so that man may choose and thus ultimately secure his own fate. You have chosen your lifestyle -- whether it be that of a polygamist or that of a bake-sale/PTA mom. Don't fucking tell me you're doing it for God. Do it because you choose to, and have the balls to own up to choice, public opinion be damned.

I could turn around tomorrow and buy stakes in the best Belgian chocolate company in this city and scarf cocoa up my fucking wazoo, turning myself into some 400-lb ball of flab and say, "But God made the beautiful cocoa bean and I am simply choosing to respect the beauty of his creation by indulging in it! I'm doing it for God! My rolls of fat are a testimony to his greatness!"

Nuh-uh, sweetums. I'm doing it 'cos it tastes so fucking good and I'm not getting laid so if that means I indulge, then I indulge. But it's my choice, and that's enough justification. "Because I want to!"

I'm really goddamned tired of people not taking responsibility for their actions. You've chosen. You live it. Be proud of it. Don't tell me it's for a God you've never had the privilege of sharing a beer with. You don't fucking know what He wants, if in fact He even exists, so don't presume to excuse your actions through Him.

A nation of pansies, that's what this is. Fuck, man. God wills it, therefore it must be so. If that's the case, then know this: God gave you a spine, but you CHOOSE not to use it, you fucking amoebas. Get with the program or check the fuck out, but spare me more of this bullshit.

(This goes for anyone on any side of the "God wants it" argument, whether Poly or PTA or Pro-Life or whatever. I'm just sick of the argument. Personal responsibility's like some distant figment of the land over yonder or something. I, for one, think it's time we remember what the hell it once meant.)

Lightning Crashes... Or Something

There is a world of difference between saying what needs to be said and saying what you want to say. Words get taken the wrong way and intentions are often lost in the mix.

Hi, I'm Steff. I'm a compulsive foot-in-mouthist, and thinking before speaking is a lifelong fantasy I've yet to make true.

And you know what? Honestly, I just hope I keep on failing.

It's so goddamned much fun when I get to actually say what I think. I do curtail it day to day, but not as much as you might think. I'm not one of these secret-other-self type bloggers who has a total alter ego they only bring out to play on a CPU. I don't have to hit the bong or scarf a tab or guzzle a 2-4 in order to tap into that inner self. I just have to bite my fucking tongue sometimes so I can yield to convention. But, trust me, most people I know have known me to say incredibly crass things sometimes, and I've no qualms about playing a fool.

If there's anything I miss about my old job, it's that they'd long ago labelled me as "flippant" and knew me to be an absolute yutz at times, and, in fact, they embraced those moments of utter irrelevance. I miss that, and I miss the fact that I'm not feeling as comfortable being myself as I once was. I chalk it up to the oddities of the recent past: the lack of sex drive, the in-orbit levels of estrogen, the sub-terranean depths of depression, and all that shit. But I feel it coming back to me now. I'm waiting, like a lover in the night, I'm waiting for my own arrival, naked yet comfortable.

And that's the thing, man. Being yourself. It ain't just about saying what you're thinking, it's about feeling comfortable in your own skin and knowing, without a doubt, that the things you're doing and thinking are all about who you are. It's far easier said than done, and far harder to actualize than any of those fucking self-help gurus would have you believe.

Why's that? Well, 'cos we live in a shrink-wrapped society that thinks image is everything. Hell, it's apologies-on-demand in our day and age. (I wrote a little ranty thing about just that on the other bloggie-poo of mine earlier today.)

Y'know, there's two ways I write best: One, with music driving the cadence of everything I tap out, and two, like I am now, seated in unnatural (to you) silence -- my little hearing aids turned off, or not even inserted in my ears. I find that if, one way or the other, I drown out the world, that all that's left is the rat-tatty-tat of my heart and my fingers on the keyboard. Gone is the judgment, the cynicism, the self-doubt, the angst, the bafflement, the groan'n'drone of the world beyond my far too thin windowpanes. I can give in to autolatry and isolation, and, for once, being myself is just a little easier.

I have the misfortune of working at a company with nice people, but with extreme political aspects to them. And with politics comes correctness, and with correctness comes a realization that I might not ever fit in as I'd like to. But, then, I haven't been there long, and it took me more than a year to gain the unequivocal fondness of my last employers. (But I was in a bad, bad place when I started that job -- borderline alcoholic and drug addict, really.) I suspect I'll beat the living shit out of that time-lapse this time around, but OHMIGOD does it feel like forever.

And I've been thinking about this for a little bit today, how weird it all is when we lose touch with ourselves. It's like trying to dial up a friend and stoke an old relationship. It ain't gonna be all love'n'kisses as soon as that cup'o'joe settles on the table between you, you know. Takes a little massagin' of egos and checking in and tuning up and all, don't you find? Yet we think that because we're all of a sudden aware of the distance between who we are and who we're being that there's some kinda mental Band-aid we can slap on that gaping psychic wound and suddenly be our uber-ally self all over again. Not gonna fuckin' happen, sweetcheeks -- try though you might.

So, that's where I am. I know who I am but I know who I'm seeming to be, and who I'm seeming to be's just gotten her eviction notice and I want her ass on outta here, but I know there's a holding period before that's gonna happen. Meanwhile, just call me Marcellus Wallace, 'cos I'm about due to get medieval on that waste-ass tenant if she ain' packin' in a friggin' hurry, baby.

I'm trying to remember when in the hell it all shifted for me. When was it I lost touch with all the little bitty bits o' Steff that make me grin when I'm alone? At some point during my recently RIP'd relationship, to be sure, and no, I'm not about to blame the ex for causing me to go AWOL. Sure as shit weren't his fault, not one iota. He liked the chick I am, not the chick I became, and that's fact that I don't doubt. The problem was never him, the problem was that I, like most chicks have a tendency to do, managed to fall into that trap of being what I thought was the right thing to be in a relationship, and somehow, that coupled with the estrogen depression and the prevalence of strife and upheaval in my oh-so-tumultuous little dramatic life somehow sent this kick-ass, fun to be with, always witty, always snappy chick somewhere way the hell out into the stratosphere.

And, dude, it sucked!

There's nothing (NOTHING!!!) worse than waking up with the side of you that you just don't like. There's nothing (NOTHING!!!) cooler than waking up with a grin on your face 'cos nothing turns you on better than liking who you are at 6:53 am, all right?

And you don't get to be that person if all you're ever doing is kow-towing to convention and appeasing all the little perfect (read: no fun, dry, unenviable) people around you. You get to be that person when you say things that catch yourself and others off-guard and you bring a grin to their face. You get to be that person when that gleam in your eye sparkles and you find yourself walking down the street with an unwarranted grin.

Ah, well, I don't know why I'm writing this, and I don't give a fuck about it, either. I just felt like it. That's reason enough, no?

You asked? Some thoughts on "cuckolding"

(I had forgotten to add the hyperlink to one of my favourite rants below. It's been added now.)

I was asked a while back what my take on cuckolding is.

I didn’t ask what the reader’s interpretation of the word is, but there’s a historical definition of it meaning that the male in a relationship is faithful while the woman can do whatever or whomever she likes. It’s, I guess, a sample of “reverse” sexual dominance played out in a social manner.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I’m old-fashioned. I’m a one-guy/one-gal kind of chick and I don’t foresee that changing. Relationships are hard enough for me without throwing potential mind-fucks into the equation.

That being said, whatever the hell gets your rocks off, man. If you’re in a relationship and you’ve set ground rules that state Sunday nights you have mashed potatoes, Mondays are for football, and, oh, yeah, you can fuck whoever you want as long as it doesn’t interfere with your plans as a couple, then so be it.

I don’t really see where my opinion matters one damned bit. I’m sure there are people who make lifestyle choices and then feel awkward for living outside the norm and that they’d like someone like me to come along and say “Hurrah for individuality!” but the fact is, you got to find your approval from within, and what I think, or anyone else for that matter, shouldn’t impact you in the least. So don’t take offense but I think it’s all bullshit, myself.

I will never buy into polyamory as a lifestyle. I don’t think I could ever forgive a man for cheating on me. I have never cheated on a man – not even a kiss or a flirtatious email has passed from me when I’m dedicated to a lover. I will do everything in my power to ensure I remain faithful in any relationship I’m in. I believe in monogamy, and I think monogamy fucking rocks.

That being said, relationships are hard. There are times when they cause nothing but heartbreak, and times when being with that person can take you lower than you’d have thought possible, but that’s just more of what life really is. It’s adversity that’s occasionally peppered with greatness.

I think swinging, polyamory, and all that shit are ways people have conceived of to take the sting out of the difficulty that comes with monogamy. I believe they probably truly do love the primary person in their relationship, but that the hard times overwhelm them, so incorporating others into the relationship is their way of minimizing the emotional intensity. I think some people have issues with monogamy. I think some people simply have what society deems as loose morals. I think some people are just scared to be with one person, ‘cos if that person ups and walks, then what would they be left with? And naturally, some people are just scared of being alone.

Am I oversimplifying things? Oh, probably. But that’s what those of us who’ll never, ever understand it do. Am I judging them? I suppose you could make the argument that I am, but I’m not. I simply don’t understand those lifestyle choices and never will. I don’t think I need to apologize for my lack of comprehension, and I certainly won’t pretend to understand it when I can’t.

I’m no idealist. I don’t believe there’s only one person who’s right for me. I’m sure that with a little compromise and a lot of understanding that there are a lot of men I could make a life with. There is no one kind of man I fall for, and there’s not just one fit for me. I’ve fallen hard for more than one man in my life, but that doesn’t mean I can’t commit to just one.

I think monogamy’s a pretty sexy journey – getting to know the little things that make someone tick can be a fun and interesting trip to take. And I’ve had my heart broken. Some days I feel like my heart’s been broken so often that I’m simply broke, and other days I feel like I’ve somehow Krazy-Glued it back together enough that it’s got some bounce in it. And yet I’m still willing to put all my eggs in one basket. I’ll take that chance.

I’ll tell you one thing, though. It bothers me there’s a term for a relationship in which a woman is the one who sleeps around and not the man. I was talking about the duplicity of women’s sexuality the other night with a chick and we reached consensus about just how much we both despised the word “cougar,” for example.

If you’ve been locked in a closet these many years, a Cougar is said to be a woman who seeks out younger men. I think it’s bullshit. Men are seldom ever called “dirty old men” unless they more than double the woman’s age. Otherwise it’s accepted practice that an older man sees a younger woman.

When I was aggressively playing the dating game last summer, fall, and winter, I definitely hooked up with some younger guys. (The funniest account is here.) I’m 32 for a few more weeks, and I got it on with a couple guys in their mid-20s, and I was labeled a cougar. What the fuck? A five-year age spread and I’m somehow some amoral woman with little regard for age?

Fuck you and your urban dictionary, buddy boy. I’m sick of sexual terms that distinguish women as being somehow amoral for engaging in the same acts that men have been committing for centuries.

Equality’s come a hell of a long way, but some things still need to change. This is the first and last time you’ve heard the words cuckolding and cougar on this site, people. Women are sexual creatures and it’s time we stopped apologizing for it.

The Middle-Earth Blues

I'm at that point of my depression that I'm realizing I have become the worst version of myself.

Of that, I am absolutely certain.

I'm self-involved. I'm angry. I'm negative. I'm not being thoughtful of others. And the thing that really, really hurts is, I know it, and no matter how much I know it or fight it, I continue reverting back to this Steff I'm not too glad to be around.

And that's the kicker, because I usually really dig being who I am. No matter how fucked life gets, I can usually make myself laugh pretty hard a couple times a day -- in private, even. These days, no. This isn't recent. I've been sort of moving in this direction for three weeks now, and I fear I'm hitting bottom with it. Well, I don't fear that; I'm aware of it, and grateful. I want this to change. Wanting it is a good start. The ability to do so is probably not far off.

I have emailed a woman I once received counselling from. I haven't heard back, but hopefully she'll drop me a line, and if not, then I'll call tomorrow. I figure four or five counselling sessions would be good. Any time I've had troubles in the last seven years, when life just got to be too much, I'd visit her a couple times, and she just created this ability in me to find the reserves I needed to fight a little harder, a little longer. She's this really down-to-earth woman with a strong but inoffensive personality, warm eyes, and a brassy laugh. It'll be nice to see her again.

I don't know where this anger's coming from, but there are a lot of things that have been said and done to me in the last six or eight weeks, and a lot of adversity and drama and craziness, and I just kinda need to lay it all down for someone who's objective. Counsellors can provide a lot of guidance. Like, you tell 'em what's stressing you, and they'll generally take you through it so you at least begin to understand why. Anger and depression, to me, are like mysteries I'll simply never understand nor solve. If I can at least have a concept of where it's coming from and maybe even why, it gives me the ability to find a way to shift things so that the invading negative mental state can be better managed until it's eventually simply overcome or ousted.

Climbing out of depression is like trying to climb the spiral staircase up the Statue of Liberty or St. Paul's Cathedral, and you're half-way up, gasping, out of breath, and you look down and think, "Fuck, I've come a long way!" and then you look up, your heart falls, and you silently groan. "Fuck." Just gettin' this baby started, honey.

Yeah, well, I'm gasping, groaning, and my heart's all shrunk down. I'm a little worse for wear primarily because PMS has hit with a vengeance. I'm being logical about it all, though. Intellectualizing my angst and trying to find a way to make blame symmetrical so I can at least remain objective about what it is I'm angry about, and not just start finding Evil Bastards to lay all the blame on. That is the kind of action that merely results in leaving me feel like a victim. Heh, this course thingie I went to last summer was talking about self-victimization and just said, "What would you rather be? A victim or a warrior?"

Call me Conan.

I'll tell you the worst thing about depression. Are you ready? The worst thing is that you're a fucking hero, the way you're fighting this mysterious fucking beast of a thing. I mean, truly, it's so damned hard. If you're up and out in the world, you're winning. Any day you're breathing and not lying in bed is a good, good day. That's all it takes to beat depression: Do not let it win. Just keep going out, tell people, be real about it, you know? But the bitch of it, this clinical illness, the bitch of it is that no matter HOW WELL you are doing, you will always, always feel like a loser. It's so fucking Catch-22 it hurts.

So I was conscious today, all day, of just how much my self-esteem is suffering right now. Holy SHIT, batman. It's just subterranean, it's so low. I got the subterranean blues, I do. And believe me, I know what I offer, I know my talents, and this is not how I should be feeling about myself. I should have a little mojo, man.

But I am doing everything I can to keep it going. I am reducing my hours of work -- working more was a big mistake. There's no sense making more than what's paying the bills if it's just taking me to the edge of a breakdown, now, is there? I didn't realize how exhausting depression is until I began to challenge it. Now I know there's a limit to what I can do, and I'm working within it. I'm optimistic I'll be at a more even keel in a week or so. Plus, my social life is going all right. I have more plans. I have a major tech-geek weekend at the end of the month, going to this... oh, I dunno, indie sub-culture tech-conference type weekend dealie-thang. Should be interesting. I'll network for connections. I'm at the stage now with this blog's readership that there has to be something I can do to make money off it. It's just ridiculous to be in the top 8K on Technorati and not have a dime off it, you know? Maybe I'm just totally clueless (and I suspect that is indeed the case) but I'm hoping to learn a little.

So, I'm going to be social, but only, say, a couple nights a week. I need to keep a limit on my social activities and try to focus on the things I need to do for myself, for this place and the podcast and all the things that make ME feel accomplished. I got shit to prove to myself, you know? It's time.

Once I get my grasp back on all this shitstorm whirling around me, and I suspect that's in the next four to six weeks, actually, I believe I'll be in one hell of a different place. I hope this to be the case, and I'm doing all I can to make it happen. I don't know if my output on here will be all that great during this time, but we'll see. But when it's done, I'll be in one of the best headspaces in my life. I know there'll be a change coming. I just do, I know it like I know my social insurance number. Etched.

Anyhow, I have wanted to be more open about my depression, but there are days lately when it's winning. And they're hard. Hard fucking days, man. But, like I say, I'm fighting. It's just painful realizing I'm acting in ways I don't particularly like, feeling ways that I absolutely hate, and wishing like hell time could pass a little faster. It's difficult KNOWING just how fucked up my perception of the world is right now. The logical, intelligent, articulate part of me tells me I'm getting it all wrong, and this is the way it oughta be, but this nutbag alter-ego of mine, she's a persistent little bitch, you know? God. Frustrating to KNOW this much about depression and to be able to understand every bit of it, but to have it be so damned dominant nonetheless.

It's times like this that one could really get to doubting the old adage "Knowing is half the battle," you know?

Finally! Armageddon! Bring it on, Motherfucker!

"Welcome. May I take your order, please?"

"Sure! I'll have a half-order of debauchery, two orders of ethical abandonment, four simultaneous orgasms, a complete absence of scruples, and a double-chocolate shake, please. That'll hold me over till four. What time's your drive-thru open till?"

"That all depends on the shelling, and the heavy barrage of bullshit on CNN, but we're thinking 3am. If Anderson Cooper's not too busy taking it up the ass in the backroom, that is. That silly queer! Tricks are for hos!"

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Okay, so I caught a few minutes of the Daily Show and had to laugh since they brought up what's been on my mind for days now, only I've had no sense of humour so nothing was coming as far as writing goes.

CNN's on an Armageddon watch. I mean, they're literally "checking" with their sources to see if the end of times is nigh. "If you don't accept Jesus," said one of their religious sources, "You'll be in for some terrible times. Terrible times!"

If you're gonna get some sinnin' in, you best be doin' it soon, is almost what I'm gleaning from their no-I.Q. broadcasts of late. Some of the reporting's pretty good, but as soon as you get into the talking heads back in Atlanta, they're pandering to the religious bullshit that makes me think all the Secret Service guys on Bush's detail really ought to ALL go for coffee at the EXACT same time every single day so some fucker with an NRA membership can load up and take potshots.

[WhiZZ-BaNG!] [sCHWing!]

"Goddamn, George Walker Bush took one in the ass! Jesus Christ, where's that whizz of a head-shot, Dick, when you really need the fucker? Probably tweaking that goddamned pacemaker again deep in the caverns of his bombraid bunkers while he gnaws on a cellar-aged chub of salami."

I don't know what's making me laugh so hard I wanna cry more -- the religious fanaticism about this war (a war that even has me concerned, I'll admit) or fucking Mel "Fuck the Jews!" Gibson. I'll tell you What Women Really Want -- an anti-semetic drunk millionaire with seven kids who looks fucking incredible in a pair of Levis. Oh, wait, I guess he's more a Strauss man. He'd go for the Kraut half of them jeans before he'd settle for the Jew bit, no?

Ah, fuckin' hell. Who needs amusement parks when we've got CNN, where real news goes to die, eh?

Is it the end of times? Is it the end of the world? Oh, probably. The only question now is, what advertising agency is Jesus gonna go with to get the good word out, huh? And does he really decide to smite the Jews after they smote him? A little eye-for-an-eye action?

Hell, I should hope we get something watchable -- a little eternal damnation, rivers of blood, skies going black. It's another month until the fall season of telly reappears, for Pete's sake! I guess there's always watching my Ghostbusters DVD for the end-of-times shit, at least.

Be like Tricky Dick. Do whatcha gotta do to get your rocks off before the good lord turns into the big bad judge and our eternities are decided for once and for all. Just don't get caught.

Remember: Jesus is coming. Look busy. (And don't get caught!)

Broken: Hearts, Minds, Vows, and Man

One of the things that’s simultaneously good and bad about this gig is that people tell me things from time to time they wouldn’t even tell their shrink.

Just the other day one such letter arrived in my in-box. As is sometimes my habit, I entered into a knee-jerk response and was about to tear the woman apart. Something made me stop and think, and instead of writing something savage, I sent her an email back. Her last question in her initial email was, “Am I a white trash whore?”

My response then was, in so many words, no, but you’re a liar and a cheat. I do stand by that, but with a massive, monumental, intergalactic caveat.

But let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

Due to the fact that there’s so incredibly much riding on her admission to me, I’m taking great liberties to change a good deal of the particulars that could identify who this poor goddamned woman is, because her life is filled with enough shit right now and I’ve no business adding to the pile by doing anything that could in any way come back to haunt her.

Here’s the gist of what you need to know.

• She’s a mother.
• She’s been married a decade-plus.
• She’s in her mid-30s.
• She’s been madly in love with her husband for all the years of their marriage, and still loves him, but things have changed.
• He suffered a life-changing stroke of great severity that has rendered him child-like and frail. His mental capacity is nothing of its former self and his personality has been completely reformatted. Physically, he needs constant help. Sexually, he functions, but there’s no attraction left for her.
• She’s been having an affair with a close friend of the family, in which the sex is incredible. Unfortunately, both she and he are married, and neither have the intention of abandoning said spouses.

That’s it, in a nutshell, that’s what a volley of eight emails has yielded to me.

Like most women under great strain, she’s perceived by others to be an incredible trouper. Strong, coping, able, yada, fucking yada.

The truth is, she’s coming apart at the seams. She hates herself for her betrayal of the husband she loved with all her heart, the husband she stayed with even though she learned he had cheated on her. She despises herself for loving sex with this other man. She’s angry about the loss of her love and best friend and the passion that came with. She doesn’t feel she’s able to speak to anyone about it. My guess is, she’s drowning in this life of woe she’s found herself enveloped by.

And my heart goes out to her.

Yes, she’s lying to her husband. Yes, she’s a cheating ho. But ask yourself: What would you do?

I know a lot of people would judge her for cheating on a guy who’s been sent into this horrible new reality by this unfortunate eruption of blood in his brain, but what about her? She’s still among the living. All of a sudden, she’s expected to give up everything that defines her life to provide 24/7 care for a man who can’t care for himself. She’s young, in her sexual peak, and what’s more, she needs an outlet for all the things gone wrong.

When my mother died seven years ago this week, I turned to books on grieving. I went through all the topics on mourning, everything from poetry to prose to essays, and I distilled from it a great deal of information on what to do to get through it all. The thing was, they said “mourning” and “grieving” are misunderstood. They’re not just necessary in times of death; they’re necessary in times of great change and loss of any kind.

For all intents and purposes, this woman’s husband died. When those blood vessels ruptured and filled his head with pools of blood, the soul of him just faded away. He’s but a shell these days, though he lives and breathes and walks and fills the space of their home with a friendly face and eyes that once mirrored the love she showed him.

With every moment in every day, she’s confronted by the struggle of caring for him, of helping him, of getting him through to the next day. Then there are the kids. And the doctors and medical procedures. Then there are the quiet moments. The moments in which she should be able to have the time to think of herself and her needs and the things she ought to do with her life… but that she can’t. Because every waking moment is spent caring for others and forgetting herself in the process, and when she’s not caring for them or coping, she’s formulating plans for keeping that circle rolling. In a life like that, there is no “down time.”

I believe one of the most important things for women (in particular) to do is to remember the them they’re forgetting, and to consciously make themselves more important in their scheme of things. But how does she do this? How is it possible?

I lived with my mother when she was dying of cancer. Any time I thought there was something important for me to do for myself, I consciously remembered that she came first. I couldn’t do that for myself; what about Mom? But then I was let off the hook. She died. My heart shattered to a million pieces, and one day I began to Krazy Glue myself back together. It took time, it took work, it took a conscious remembering that it was her that died, and not me.

This reader has none of that time, none of those options, and as far as I can tell, no Krazy Glue.

What’s the point of all this, of her letter, of this posting? I’m not really sure there is one. There’s no easy answer, no pat solution. It’s broken heart upon broken heart, and no matter what she decides, she’s in for a constant world of hurt because that’s her new reality. She can continue being sexually satiated by her lover, and lie to the man she loved but whose lights are no longer shining, or she can do the moral thing and give up the sexual release in order to do “the right” thing and continue caring for that shell of a man.

Either way, she’s in for a hard life.

So I say, whatever gets you by, sister.

The thing she needs to watch out for, sadly, is the fucking obtuse people out there who think morality trumps reality; those who just don’t get that some kinds of adversity just aren’t the kinds you can put your chin down to and barrel on through. Some kinds stop you up inside and make you hurt six ways to Sunday with no relief in sight, and this is that kind.

She could walk on him. Leave him hanging, and therefore no longer be unfaithful, but then what happens to him? Broken brain, broken body, plus broken heart?

Or she stays with him and gets her pipes cleaned by her new plumber man from time to time, and enjoys the illusion of affection and love, such as she once had with her husband?

I really don’t know. It’s quite possibly the original lesser-of-evils dilemma, and I’ve had some sad moments thinking of what her existence must be like.

I feel badly that she feels so alone, as I know I refuse to be the voice in the night that listens at all hours and says everything’s gonna be all right, baby, ‘cos I don’t even have a voice like that for me right now, so how do I provide it for others?

She’s not alone, though. She sees a therapist, but she’s too afraid of feeling like a failure and a liar in confessing her recent moral choices to him. I say she must. If there’s any one thing I do know, it’s that. She absolutely must confess to him, because he’s not a fucking idiot. He’ll understand, and he might even provide her with the closest form of absolution she’ll ever receive.

This is hard, baby. Harder than hard. It’s diamond-hard. Confess. Take a load off. Print off these emails we’ve exchanged, and this posting, and drop them off at your shrink’s a few days ahead of the appointment with a note saying, “These are a conversation I’ve had with a complete stranger. We need to talk. We really need to talk.” At least it’ll let you know the issue’s finally getting confronted, but it’ll let you sit back while he plays the ball that’s now in his court.

I wish I had a magical Band-aid for you, but all I’ve got is empathy. You do what you got to in order to get through. You may feel like shit and you may feel like a liar and a cheat and trash, but you’ve got my admiration. You’re doing what’s got to get done, and if it so happens that you’re a little human along the way, well… that’s just the way it goes.

But what do you think, readers? See the original comments here.