Is it Just Me...

...or does Ryan Seacrest have an oddly tiny head?

Weird. He looks like he's on something here. That, or all the fucking in closets has left him dehydrated.

Sorry, kids. Me no feeling the writing thing. It's my mother's birthday today. She'd have been 65, eligible for pension. My head is in a million places, and none of them are remotely this.

But I have onion soup. Onion soup with RYE and wine. There is a 2:1 ratio of beef stock to booze. Yeah. 3 cups of booze and 6 cups stock.

I'm a lush and you love me for it. ;)