Garfield Redux... Keep Reading.
by Scribe Called Steff at 3:09 AM
it seems i've always got something on the tip of my tongue.
the best of steff
for every body
- Getting Laid/Getting Tested/
Getting AIDS - Play the Waiting Game Better
- Kissing: Oh, So Telling
- Sexual Positioning: Link
- A Case for More Communication
- The Importance of Talk
- Videotaping Sex: A Twist
- A Game for New (& Old) Lovers
- The Fuckable Friend
- Stuck In Single: Weekend Bluez?
- Kiss Me, You Fool: Some Tips
- Stress and Relationships
- You Asked? My Take on Tit-Fucking
- You Asked? My Take on Cheating?
- Post-Coital Bliss: The PCBs, Baby
- Bondage for Beginners: Pt. 1
- Bondage for Beginners: Pt. 2
- Super Steff Pseudo-Single on Friday
- Great Divide: Relationships Falter
- Lemme off! The Relationship Ride
- Masturbation: Rape Fantasies
- Fine Art of Massage
- To Speak or Not to Speak
- Lazy Days of Lovin: Tip 1
- Seducing a Same-Sex Friend?
- Reader: What's Promiscuity?
- Jungle Fevah
- Bogey: Sexy Quantified
- Advice for Young Lovers
- Reader Asks: Where are Manners?
- Modern Man/Woman & Etiquette
- Restaurant Etiquette: Pt. 1
- Restaurant Etiquette: Pt. 2
- You Say Pain, They Say Play
- You Asked: My Thoughts on Cuckolding
- Beginners Fun with Role Play
- How Much Trouble is One Guy Worth?
- Say Something, Dammit
- Thoughts on Stairwells and Obstacles
- Whip Me, Beat Me, But Don't Judge Me
- Pop Psychology: The Little Things
- Reader Says: My Sex Drive's Outta Gear
- Reader: My G/f Won't Fuck Me Anymore
- Reader & The Case
of the Disappearing Ass - Beauty Worth Dying For?
Anorexia in Fashion - Reader:
My Man Can't Blow His Load - Got Drunk,
Wrote 'Bout The English Patient - Slowin' Down Seasonal Life
- Seizing My Moment In Time
- Dating Guide? SNICKER.
- Dating Guide Pt. 1 (sigh, if i must)
- Dating Guide: A Cynical Pt. 2
- My POV: Dove's Real Beauty Campaign
- Winter Weekends: Staying in for Sex
- Waxing Philosophically on Jack Bauer
- You Asked? HOW Do You Trust?
- You Asked? What's MY Take on "Love"?
- Matters of the Heart and "Timing"
- The Last Word in Sex Guides?
- Lovers of Voldaro: The 5,000 Year Embrace
- Giving Great Face: The Art of "Face" Reading
- Kegel Your Way to Better Orgasms!
- Reader Asks: Ex Wants to Be Friends! What Now?
- Reader Asks: Was I Wrong to Expect Friendship?
- Of Love and Lawlessness
- Getting Married? Practical Questions
- RANT: The Cunt Gets a Megaphone
- Dumbing Down the Modern Femme
- Lousy Lover Syndrome
- Twats'n'Knives Together @ Last
- I Hear My Monthly Train A-Comin'
- The Fantasy Business
- Kids: Don't Have'em, Don't Want'em
- RANT: The Kid & The Long Night
- Happy Happy-Joy Joy [Insert Bleeding Here]
- God's Asked Me to Whale On Yo Ass
- On the Rag with The Goddesses
- Rant: Depression Isn't an Insult
- Putting My Foot Down on Dr. Scholl
- Politics? You Gotta Be Kidding!
- Make Me Orgasm, But We Can't Fuck
- Adultery=LIFE? Un-Fucking-Believable
- Some THOUGHTS Re: Us Bloggers
- Show Me The Pussy!
- I Hate Valentine's Day 2007
- Islamic Controversy in Quebec
- No Consequences for Being An Asshole
- The Trouble With (Most, Not All) Girls Today
- Gay is Not a Choice
- Penis Englargement?
- Some thoughts on self-image
- The Struggle to Love Oneself
- Beyond Fat Girls
- Reader: But Will She Love My Penis?
- What Every Man Needs to Know:
Why 40% of Women Don't Masturbate - Erectile Dysfunction?
- Penis Englargement?
- Man's Guide: Cunnilingus, Pt. 1
- Man's Guide: Cunnilingus, Pt. 2
- Man's Guide: Cunnilingus, Pt. 3
- Sex Tips from the show "Friends"
- Why Women Fake Orgasms
- How Sensitive's Too Sensitive?
- Oral Etiquette, Odor, & Denied
- Cock Rings?
- He Asks: Why Won't She Lemme Go Down On Her?
- Get Yer Man Rock Hard
- Fishies: Smell the Pheromones
- Masturbation: 40% of Women Don't
- Masturbation: Why the 40% Should
- Masturbation: "LET" Us Masturbate?!
- Giving Great Head Pt. 1
- Giving Great Head Pt. 2
- Can't Orgasm? A Tip
- Vixens: Some Serious Thoughts
- Vixens: Getting Started
- Vixens: Seducing through Notes
- Vixens: Giving Midnight Head
- Vixens: Moves from The Bottom
- Handjobs: The Intro
- Handjobs: Things To Know, Pt. 1
- Handjobs: Things To Do, Pt. 2
- More Bang for Your O: A Trick!
- She Asks: Help! I Can't Orgasm! What to do?
- Remembering Ecole Polytechnique
- The Passion of Artists & Lovers
- Reader says: I'm Addicted to Love
- The 30-Yr-Old Virgin
- Ejaculation Ethics
- Marriage: I Don't
- Marriage: I Still Don't
- Being Alone & Dealing
- Rant: Sex in Politics
- Lenny Bruce: Legacy of Obsenity
- Only the Lonely
- On Freedom and Fallacies
- The Middle-Earth Blues
- Reader: Broken Heart and Man
- Domestic Abuse: A Serious Look
- Domestic Abuse: Redux & Resources
- Only the Lonely
- The Pig Farmer: Trial Stage 2
- You Asked: My Thoughts on Incest
- Being Good, Behaving Badly
- The Guide to Turnin' 'em Off
- Detour: Acquisitions in Pharmacopia
- The Happy Panties
- Love Will Conquer All, Baby
- The All-Sex Diet
- I Blame George Michael
- White Power, Baby
- Rant: The Kid & The Long Night
- I Hear My Monthly Train A-Comin'
- Finally! Armageddon! Bring it!
- The UGLY Cry
- Opposin' Forces? Laws of Attraction
- TV Taught Me All I Need To Know
- Sex Toy: The Remote Egg
- Like, Oh, My God! Grey Hairs? On ME?
- Steff's 2xChoc-Choc-Chip Banana Loaf
- Minute-by-Minute: How to Do Perfect Egg Breakfast
- RANT: The Cunt Gets a Megaphone
- The Girl Inside The Steff
- Fools in Love: Some Bad Date Moments
- The Morning Quickie
- Some Thoughts on Trust
- The Mission, Should You Accept
- Alone on Valentine's Night
- Lightning Crashes... Or Somethin'
- Coming to Terms With Depression
- Citizen Steff flies again! (offsite)
- A Letter to My Mother (offsite)
- Invisible Scars, Alone in the Dark
- Can't Escape High School
- Smattering of Thoughts on a Sunday
- The Befuddling Adventures of a Girl Called Steff
- Sam Cooke and Steff, Together At Last
- Mixed Metaphors & The Letter G
- e-Dating: Do I Really Want to Go There?
- One Hairy Mofo of a Bike Ride
- The Horrible Battle with the Moth
- Ooh... Bad-Ass
- Kissy-Kissy
- On the Bus: Erotic Fiction
- Wishin' Otherwise
- ?
the RANTS
on body image
for him
for her
seriouser and seriouser
not-so-seriouser
food, food, glorious food!
getting to know me
interesting "journalling" posts
stories and such
Steff resides
in Vancouver, Canada.
She's 34, single,
searching for something,
anything,
or maybe nothing at all.
She's a writer for hire,
and is open to your questions
and sometimes your suggestions.
recent encounters
- What Fresh Hell is This?
- Help a Girl Out
- My Thursday Morning Moment
- From Here to Infinity
- Giving to Get: The Spread of Gratitude
- Film Chickette: Westward the Women, 1951
- Checkin' In, and a RANT about Fat Stereotypes
- A Recipe! My Thai Peanut Salad Dressing
- Reader Asks: Why Do I Keep Hurting Her?
- Kickin' Ass and Takin' Names
past encounters
- July 2005
- August 2005
- September 2005
- October 2005
- November 2005
- December 2005
- January 2006
- February 2006
- March 2006
- April 2006
- May 2006
- June 2006
- July 2006
- August 2006
- September 2006
- October 2006
- November 2006
- December 2006
- January 2007
- February 2007
- March 2007
- April 2007
- May 2007
- June 2007
- July 2007
- August 2007
- September 2007
- October 2007
- November 2007
- December 2007
- January 2008
- February 2008
- March 2008
- April 2008
- May 2008
- June 2008
- July 2008
- August 2008
- September 2008
- October 2008
- January 2009
suitable distractions
- My Journal Blog, The Ditch
- The Happy Hedonist
- Suzanne Portnoy
- Finding My Voice
- Tara Tainton
- The Delish Cherry Bomb NYC
- Figleaf's Real Adult Sex
- Eros
- Naked Loft Party
- Reprobate in Disguise
- Dark Daughta's Tenacity!
- DirtyBoy's Dirty Thoughts
- Goose'n'Gander
- Erika Lust
- The Doxy Diaries
- Viviane's Sex Carnival
- Easily Aroused
- Rentboy Diaries
- Remittance Girl
- Pretty Dumb Things
- The 30-Year-Old Virgin
- Cube Monkey
Adult Toys at VibeReview
Steff's weight-loss journey
is in part sponsored by:
"when you're slapped,
you'll take it.
and like it."
in the maltese falcon
when making Peter Lorre
his bitch.
