Purity? Sez Who?

It's kind of sad that the only things keeping me pure at all are the facts that I've not been pierced in any way and have no tattoos. I was pierced at a younger age -- had ears pierced, nothing special, and BOTH tore. Got the scarz even now. So, no more piercing for me. Tattoos, yeah, they're totally in the plans. Maybe even this year, FINALLY.

So, they tell me my purity is as follows:

You Are 29% Pure

Pure? Sure, you're about as pure as yellow snow. You're a downright devil. But you're also a pretty delightful one!

The 100 Question Purity Test

Oh, and other things keeping me out of "YOU ARE SATAN" are: I've never been convicted of a crime. Committed them, and I've been caught by authorities, but talked my way out of an arrest. I'll keep the details to myself considering my name's attached to the blog, thanks. And there's the small matter of the fact that I've never been interested in same-sex sex-stuff, or at least not enough to bother acting on anything. Hmm! Purity's overrated, as my friend says.