Time

I have possibly averted a major disaster by reminding the new office that Daylight Savings Time changes this weekend instead of the old day of sometime in April. Bonus points to the new girl. Clocks spring forward.

Which brings to mind this:

“I once made love
for an hour and fifteen minutes,
but it was the night
the clocks are set ahead.”
-Gary Shandling.

One word for ya, Gary. Kegels.

Oh, and you people are smart. My left eye started twitching earlier, and I've been told it's some mineral deficiency or something. Is it? What do I do? :P