Oh, Behave! You Foxy Beasties, You

Yep. Sometimes you Stumble Upon something that makes you groan a little inside. Even the hetero girl in me finds this a little hot.

Stolen from viceland.com, where they had this caption beneath the below shot:

Girls only make out with us because if they didn’t, the human race would end. Get a few wine coolers in them and they want exactly what we want.

Yeah, but you also lift heavy things and pay for stuff. So. Be grateful you're useful. Those penis things are handy, too.